This is turrible.

Jun 3, 2012

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sincerely-tahnorra:

this is horrifying omg

LOL

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baccalaureate —> bacca-lauren-ate

all catholics bless me and nobody else

seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i like you so much that when i see you i get a boner not like a penis boner but a boner in my heart. a heart boner.

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